Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What is another name for a cow?

What color are all the books in the library?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?