What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
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