What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
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