What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?