What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a short cow?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
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