What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
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