What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What does winter fat turn into?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
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