Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?