Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's a forklift?