What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
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