I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

How was the wedding?