Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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