Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
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What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the foal cough?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
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