Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

When do mice play every day?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?