Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
So that he can sneak up on mice.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
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What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
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