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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What table can you never sit at?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What did the confused bee say?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?