Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you give a sick pig?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
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