Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's the politest month?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
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