Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
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