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Because it rained on his parade.
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What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
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