Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
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What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
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What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
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What kind of dog loves to eat?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a magical reptile?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
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