What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
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