What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?