What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Where do actors go to pray?
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