Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
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