What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What is an archer's favorite store?