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It had a date!
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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How can you farm during the winter?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a henway?
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Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What event do spiders love to attend?
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What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
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