Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where do horses reside?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's good for both poker and theater?
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