Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
It had a date!
What are baby potatoes called?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
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