What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Did you know about April 1st?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?