Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
She looked fishy.
What was the first animal in space?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
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