What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?