What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?