Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the hostess name her daughter?