What sport do horses love to play?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call an artistic dog?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?