What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

How do you get straight A's?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why do cows always skip gym class?