Why do crabs never give to charity?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What color are all the books in the library?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?