How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What utensil does water use to eat?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?