Why is sand so optimistic?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What is another name for a cow?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Which family member has tusks?

What sport do horses love to play?

What horn never makes a sound?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?