Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why are frogs always happy?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What color are all the books in the library?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?