Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do fairies always drink?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
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