If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
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