What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?