Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why are books always so angry?