If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why is money so stubborn?
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