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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What season begins with a thud?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do cows like to dance to?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Bears love exotic cars.