My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why is the beach so confident?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?