What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Do dads always snore?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do you say if you meet a toad?