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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

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Why do plants hate algebra?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

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What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?