Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?