What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?