What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?