Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?