Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did March say to the madness?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

How do you care for a sick bird?