What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
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