What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What nationality are most fish?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Which elf is the best singer?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?