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Which state has the best streets?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

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What do you give a sick lemon?

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What TV show did the cat love to watch?

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