What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What bee is good for your health?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
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