Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Where does laundry go to college?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

How does a squid go into battle?

Where does water do all its banking?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why did the cow cross the road?