Why do cows always skip gym class?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What is the smallest lion?

Which president loved to take baths?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?