What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Which subject has two parts?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why are grandkids so great?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?