Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What do cows like to dance to?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What do naked fish play with?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?