What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Which relative loves rice?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?