Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
Where do goldfish go camping?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do surfers go to school?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How did the tree get lost?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!