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Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

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Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

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What season begins with a thud?

What insect runs away from everything?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?