What shape is bad at driving?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Why was the dog so popular?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?