Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What sweet treat never panics?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What's black and white and red all over?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?