What do you call a retired vegetable?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?