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Which parent knows if you are running late?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Where do vampires keep their money?

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Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?