My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?