Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What fairy loves to count?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
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