Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Great moms turn them off first.
Which insect makes the best father?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which animal is the most religious?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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