Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
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What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
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Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
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Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
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