What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?