Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
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