Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Bears love exotic cars.
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