Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a "chicken".
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What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
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