What branch of the military accepts newborns?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?