Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

How do you get kids to do something?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What vegetables do librarians like?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What animal likes to party the most?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?