What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why do rhinos charge?