Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
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What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
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