Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
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