Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?