Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What is a cow's dream job?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
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