Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call a snowman's dog?