How did the mermaid call her friends?

Where do hamsters come from?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?