What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What building always gets stains on it?

Where do polar bears vote?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?