What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which former US President was always cold?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Which band is always treated like royalty?