Where do hands go on vacation?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?