What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why was the broom late for school?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?