Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why was the dog so popular?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
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