Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
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What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
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