What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why do cows wear bells?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?