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They are always stuffed.
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What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
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Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
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What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
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