Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What kind of books do boats write?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why are books always so angry?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
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