What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why do all the planets get along?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?