Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
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