Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
They were too chicken.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What animals make the best students?
What's the loudest sport?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
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