What is the opposite of coffee?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why is sand so optimistic?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?