What did one firefly say to the other?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What game do cows play at parties?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?