What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why do two skunks argue?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?