Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

How is cat food sold?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do jokesters study in college?