Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.