Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
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What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
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