Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why was the math book sad?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?