What do you call a household of counselors?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which family member has tusks?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why are winter days great?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?