Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Bears love exotic cars.

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?