What animal likes to party the most?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?