How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What's a car's favorite TV show?