How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why is the beach so confident?

How do you organize a space party?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?