Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What car always breaks the rules?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?