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What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

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