What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do fish do at parades?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What bee is good for your health?