What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What animal knows kung fu?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
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