Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How does a cow do math?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

How are teens like cats?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?