My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?