What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?