What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?