What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What kind of music do planets like?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Who invented fractions?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What is the loneliest cheese?