How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

How do you know bees have allergies?

How do frogs get to work?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

I broke my finger!

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?