What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do elves learn in school?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
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