How long do chickens work?

How do dog catchers get paid?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?