What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
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