What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
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