What's black and white and red all over?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

How do you wash a lamb?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What do naked fish play with?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?