What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?