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Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Which is the worst season?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?