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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What is the definition of Robin?

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What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?