Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do cats love to work?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
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