What part of your eye learns the quickest?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?