Where do vampires keep their money?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?