What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why was the math book sad?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?