My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why did spring break up with winter?