Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
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Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is the coolest country?
What nationality are most fish?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
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