What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?