Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

How long do chickens work?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do bees say in the summer?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you call two birds in love?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?