Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
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