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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What sport are eggs the best at?