What animal knows kung fu?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Which animal will never go bald?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why was the pirate late for work?

How do hurricanes see?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?