What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why is summer always sad?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?