What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?