How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's the loudest sport?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

I'm not a bad putter.

What is the biggest ant in the world?