Want to hear a joke about construction?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Where do ants go to eat?