What famous scientist will try anything?

What time of day was Adam created?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?